SICK SICK SICK!!!
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SICK SICK SICK!!!
Monk collapses during sex with a dog
A Buddhist monk who collapsed whilst having sex with a dog living at his monastery is faced with making some difficult explanations.
The 65-year-old monk lived at a monastery in Thailand, having become a monk to escape a chequered past. Also living at the monastery was a 3-4-year-old female dog, who was with pup.
Even a dog’s feminine wiles apparently proved too much for the cloistered monk, and he took the animal as a companion, sundering his vows of chastity.
However, during an encounter with the animal in a nearby forest, the excitement seems to have got the better of him, and he collapsed, later being found unconscious with the dog still tied to a nearby tree.
Police subsequently confirmed his involvement thanks to traces of his semen found on the dog’s genitals, as well as on his clothes. According to witnesses he also took washing-up liquid from the monastery kitchens to use as a makeshift lubricant, indicating a certain amount of preparation.
It is not clear whether he faces criminal charges, or what the abbot intends to do about the matter.
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A Buddhist monk who collapsed whilst having sex with a dog living at his monastery is faced with making some difficult explanations.
The 65-year-old monk lived at a monastery in Thailand, having become a monk to escape a chequered past. Also living at the monastery was a 3-4-year-old female dog, who was with pup.
Even a dog’s feminine wiles apparently proved too much for the cloistered monk, and he took the animal as a companion, sundering his vows of chastity.
However, during an encounter with the animal in a nearby forest, the excitement seems to have got the better of him, and he collapsed, later being found unconscious with the dog still tied to a nearby tree.
Police subsequently confirmed his involvement thanks to traces of his semen found on the dog’s genitals, as well as on his clothes. According to witnesses he also took washing-up liquid from the monastery kitchens to use as a makeshift lubricant, indicating a certain amount of preparation.
It is not clear whether he faces criminal charges, or what the abbot intends to do about the matter.
http://forums.n4g.com/tm.aspx?high=&m=743329&mpage=1#743329
jyn- VN Member
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I probably could have done without reading this. This guys brain must be missing.
Sathiire- VN Member
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That must of been one sexy hot dog.
JohnDear- Alliance Drunk
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Jyn, do you not have raiding to go and do.....dang man
Bearman19- Site Admin
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one wacked out monk...
on his way out the gate permanently is my bet.
on his way out the gate permanently is my bet.
Khan Hallis- Rookie
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eeeewwww
he should have tried sheep. I here they are better
Outback Jack- Number of posts : 3
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he was thinking about all the boobies she had on her <.<
LittleMe- VN Member
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