It's not a game it's a lifestyle!
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It's not a game it's a lifestyle!
Travian Anonymous
Signs that you may
need our self-help line.
You know the RL names of your allies and can identify them
by their respective voices.
You have EVER had an argument over the proper
pronunciation of the word Natar. It was very important.
You informed your family that you only respond to IGMs and
forum posts. You had to clarify to your grandmother twice that she had to have
her pop at 250 to qualify for anything but a MM.
You offer to trade your neighbor a cup of milk for two
loafs of bread.
You refer to your neighborhood as a your “7x7,” and have considered
clearing it. You hesitate because of the P.O.L.I.C.E. Alliance, as you are
unsure about their confederacies and policies.
You have changed all the clocks in your house to match the
time-zone of your alliance. You suggest to friends and family to do the same.
Your wife gets mad because she keeps getting caught in the
“traps” you set up around the house.
You forgot to make dinner again, but your village you
settled this morning has a pop of 250.
You are being mugged, yet remain confident that your level
ten cranny will hold.
You demolished your neighbor’s home because he put a lock
on his fridge to stop your 1AM “raids.”
Cats is your favorite musical. You have not yet
seen it but assume it is bloodthirsty.
You refer to your late notices as fakes.
You are unconcerned with your impending eviction, having
anticipated losing your starter. You will not be going without a fight on
principal.
You offer to trade your neighbor a cup of milk for two
loafs of bread.
You found out your sister went into labor four hours ago
and you will leave in just a minute only one more IGM to respond to
You send your kids to “scout” your new neighbor to detect
any potential threats or army. You are unconcerned when they do not all return.
You have sent alliance invitations to India and China
because of their impressive population growth.
They still have to fill out an application, just like
Grandma’ma.
One of your neighbors has a stone wall. You know he is a
Roman and commence raiding.
You hear someone mention a two ton truck and are
unfamiliar with that troop type.
You have started planting wheat fields in the backyard, but
are concerned that they are not producing more and check to make sure your 25%
bonus is extended.
Your family tries to have an intervention for you. You “dodge.”
You have optimistically built a treasure chamber in your
backyard.
You are going on a two day Disney trip WITH your children
and are square away a sitter.
This is not funny and you are sending cats right now to
clarify your opinion.
If more than twelve of these apply to you and you want help
quitting, please provide your co-ordinates and we will forward them to “Tough-Love-Specialist
Anaethema (MD).
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Very funny, still crying to hard to stop laughing....
Bearman19- Site Admin
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omg, lol.
i think i need help!!!
that was great!
i think i need help!!!
that was great!
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Awww only 10 apply to me. Funny as hell tho.Ayla wrote:You refer to your neighborhood as a your “7x7,” and have considered
clearing it. You hesitate because of the P.O.L.I.C.E. Alliance, as you are
unsure about their confederacies and policies.
Your wife gets mad because she keeps getting caught in the
“traps” you set up around the house.
You are being mugged, yet remain confident that your level
ten cranny will hold.
You demolished your neighbor’s home because he put a lock
on his fridge to stop your 1AM “raids.”
You are unconcerned with your impending eviction, having
anticipated losing your starter. You will not be going without a fight on
principal.
You send your kids to “scout” your new neighbor to detect
any potential threats or army. You are unconcerned when they do not all return.
You have sent alliance invitations to India and China
because of their impressive population growth.
One of your neighbors has a stone wall. You know he is a
Roman and commence raiding.
You hear someone mention a two ton truck and are
unfamiliar with that troop type.
Your family tries to have an intervention for you. You “dodge.”
If more than twelve of these apply to you and you want help
quitting, please provide your co-ordinates and we will forward them to “Tough-Love-Specialist
Anaethema (MD).
Re: It's not a game it's a lifestyle!
I continually have to conversation about the proper pronunciation of the word Natar. Ark just won't listen...
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3 voices dont count. Even if they did, thats only 11 things. Not 12. So i dont need help.Ayla wrote:Lysander- I know you know our voices.
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I pronounce them Ntars. No first a. Thats just me tho.Speroith wrote:I continually have to conversation about the proper pronunciation of the word Natar. Ark just won't listen...
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I KNOW! That guy is so silly with his pronuciations...Speroith wrote:I continually have to conversation about the proper pronunciation of the word Natar. Ark just won't listen...
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I responded to a co-worker's email that I got his IGM.
I told him I was farming his desk for wheat.
and I bought a box of 'DOTs' today from the vending machince thinking it was an omen.
Oh man they are way too chewing.
I told him I was farming his desk for wheat.
and I bought a box of 'DOTs' today from the vending machince thinking it was an omen.
Oh man they are way too chewing.
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Speroith wrote:I continually have to conversation about the proper pronunciation of the word Natar. Ark just won't listen...
Let me sound out the pronunciation of the word Natars for everyone... it is said Naaaatars.... emphasize the "a" people. It is NOT nahtars, or nawtars, or natairs, or naters, or even the most uncommon, kneetars. Don't rag on my superior travian intelligence, for without it, would I truely be alive? This has been a quick lesson given by Ark, if you would like this sent to you on tape, simply mail me some tape, coords are -63, -43.
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So you think it is Naytars???Arkanor wrote:
Let me sound out the pronunciation of the word Natars for everyone... it is said Naaaatars.... emphasize the "a" people. It is NOT nahtars, or nawtars, or natairs, or naters, or even the most uncommon, kneetars. Don't rag on my superior travian intelligence, for without it, would I truely be alive? This has been a quick lesson given by Ark, if you would like this sent to you on tape, simply mail me some tape, coords are -63, -43.
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Lysander wrote:So you think it is Naytars???Arkanor wrote:
Let me sound out the pronunciation of the word Natars for everyone... it is said Naaaatars.... emphasize the "a" people. It is NOT nahtars, or nawtars, or natairs, or naters, or even the most uncommon, kneetars. Don't rag on my superior travian intelligence, for without it, would I truely be alive? This has been a quick lesson given by Ark, if you would like this sent to you on tape, simply mail me some tape, coords are -63, -43.
I think its NoObTaR.
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I found this, however I agree with Ark, well that is how I have pronounced NATAR for the last three servers anyways... but maybe this way works too.
natar <05201>
rjn natar
natar <05201>
rjn natar
Pronunciation: | naw-tar' |
Origin: | a primitive root |
Reference: | TWOT - 1356 |
PrtSpch: | verb |
In Hebrew: | hrjn 1, rwja 1 |
In NET: | keep 1, sustains 1, keeper 1, angry 1 |
In AV: | keep 4, keeper 2, reserve 2, grudge 1 |
Count: | 9 |
Definition: | 1) to keep, keep guard, reserve, maintain 1a) (Qal) 1a1) to keep, maintain 1a2) to keep, guard a primitive root; to guard; figuratively, to cherish (anger):-bear grudge, keep(-er), reserve. |
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I watch a movie last night with my wife. It was a chinese movie with some war against the Hun. She couldn't figure out why I kept refering to them as dot huns. I am slowly on my way to needed help.
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Arkanor wrote:Speroith wrote:I continually have to conversation about the proper pronunciation of the word Natar. Ark just won't listen...
Let me sound out the pronunciation of the word Natars for everyone... it is said Naaaatars.... emphasize the "a" people. It is NOT nahtars, or nawtars, or natairs, or naters, or even the most uncommon, kneetars. Don't rag on my superior travian intelligence, for without it, would I truely be alive? This has been a quick lesson given by Ark, if you would like this sent to you on tape, simply mail me some tape, coords are -63, -43.
I am glad that I have been saying right all along. I wouldn't have wanted to be corrected.
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Ralph Natar
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I think I remember there being a song were RefridgeNater was used. I think it was sung by Offspring. Yeah now come to think of it I know they were saying "RefridgeNater Nater."
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I dont think Arkie is being clear- he pronounces it Nay-Tar... Spiroith and I pronounce it like tater tot- nater- we all say Nay at the beginning... (Sorry if I am wrong on how Spiroith says it- its how Miaka and I say it at any rate...)
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