Joke of the day: Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Suini wrote:haha, i can honestly say i was never once intimidated by a girlfriends parents...

and actually all my girlfriends parents loved me, including the fathers... which really surprised the hell outta me.

Granted their mothers seemed to think of me more as a son than as their daughters girlfriend... but the amount of times they practically forced me to stay for dinner... damn good food haha

I had the same experience. My girlfriends parents all liked me.

hmm..

well i am a girl... my dad is not at all like that (the threatening with shot guns... ect).

but i never bring my boyfriends home (well also wait til i am dating them for like more than 2 months before the parents even know they exist!)... my mom will just tell them all my embarassing stories when i was younger.

I just keep telling everyone that meets my mother to remember that she is old (80+) and that sometimes she gets what happened to me and my sister (16yrs older than me) confused.

I have few funny memories when I used to date girls more. Now I have been living with one lovely girl over 5 years and seems that Im stuck with her .

Once when I was 16, I dated one girl and we were caught red handed by her dad while we were having sex in her room. We THOUGHT (at least she did, I wasnt thinking anything else than one thing) that her parents should be away at least 2 hours. Her dad had forgotten his "keys" (I seriously doubt that now after your stories ) .

There was I boldly holding her hips while the door opened and her dad entered the room. The eye contact I locked with him was quite a special moment.

I seriously thought my life was fortheit. Then the dad laughed and turned away, we never spoke of that moment .

While I can not speak for others and the many personality variables to
consider, the bond between father and daughter is mixed at times.
Father must protect daughter at nearly any cost. The idea of pleasure
is a good feeling for sure but, it's the violation part that is distasteful. [like picturing your own parents, ew]
Father must feel the glass is half full, not empty, if you know what I mean.

Listening to these conversations maded me happy that I have 2 boys... but then again I am the mom so I have a feeling I am going to be the over protective one with them... lol.... then again I know all the things I got away with..... with out my parents having any clue... which makes me nervous with my kids

Faeryfreak wrote:Listening to these conversations maded me happy that I have 2 boys... but then again I am the mom so I have a feeling I am going to be the over protective one with them... lol.... then again I know all the things I got away with..... with out my parents having any clue... which makes me nervous with my kids

What are you talking about? My little baby is never gonna do any of that stuff... ever... 'cause I'm locking him in a closet. Now and forever more. The end.



Closet for you baby bear... just pretend you're Harry Potter, you'll be fine...

You trying to kill that kid?

Raise that side before he rolls out of bed!

He didn't know how to roll when the picture was taken Now the mattress is lowered ALL the way and the side never goes down and he stands up and peeks his little head over the edge and hollers for us.

Suini wrote:haha, i can honestly say i was never once intimidated by a girlfriends parents...

and actually all my girlfriends parents loved me, including the fathers... which really surprised the hell outta me.

Granted their mothers seemed to think of me more as a son than as their daughters girlfriend... but the amount of times they practically forced me to stay for dinner... damn good food haha

haha same with my girlfriend atm..... it makes it SOO much easier to take her out when im her first boyfriend that her parents actualy like .

Hehe, its good cause they dont question ANYTHING that we do so we can do watever we want!

All her ex's are tosser's though, so majority of the time where seen together by one of her ex's, theres a brawl.


Even if I lose the fight, She knows I love her, and I know she loves me. So ive still got her heart, and thats all i want!!!

She's my first girlfriend that has made me cry (we watched a movie at her house, and it was pretty emotional). I dont even know why, but I will do anything for her!



Im well and truely pussy whiped!

When I used to mess around with my girlfriends, my dad used to peek in and catch a look. One of my girlfriends said "I think your dad is watching us!" I told her, "I KNOW he is. Cut him some slack, My mom is such a prude, this is the closest thing to actual sex he has had since I was conceived." After that, she wore plunging necklines all the time....just for dad. LOL.

Trader_Joe wrote:When I used to mess around with my girlfriends, my dad used to peek in and catch a look. One of my girlfriends said "I think your dad is watching us!" I told her, "I KNOW he is. Cut him some slack, My mom is such a prude, this is the closest thing to actual sex he has had since I was conceived." After that, she wore plunging necklines all the time....just for dad. LOL.

Wow. That is a really cool girl you had there. I know I would have been creeped out by it LOL

Very!

This thread is full of win. I used to get away with everything with my first highschool girl too. All her previous boyfriends were losers, and it didn't matter what time I brought her home or whatever. I could do no wrong in her parent's eyes.

Then I got bored with her after about a month and found another girlfriend. *sigh* Highschool.

I am eddie haskel all the parents love me. I just had issues with their daughters getting boring. Sad I know. The few that I didnt get bored with got tired of my "whatever" attitude. Oh well, it all worked out, I got a great wife Im never bored with. She still thinks my "what ever" attitude is a pain in the arse but it is a good balance to her "OH MY GOD!!!" attitude. (Her parents love me too ) Ive got other good stories that fit the thread better but as I said Im married now . PS... Daughter will have dad as a shadow until she is 20!!! I presume all guys think like me and ther is no way in hell I want guys that think like me dating her.

See, so different. My philosophy is closer to my dads. If I ever have a baby girl, she will get protection at 13 and I will tell her, "I know your going to have sex. It's a given. I really hope you wait, but I am smart enough to know you probably won't. I was your age. So do me the favor that if your going to do it, take the guy up in your room and shut the door. If your going to do it, Id rather you do it your room where your safe rather than all the obscure, out of the way places that I took my girlfriends, places where cops will pull you out of the car, and inform you should be doing it in your home, places where strange people dont approach the car and leer, or try to take video, places where people won't say things like 'hey the movie is starting' or 'hey, I wanted to use the pool table' or 'hey, thats the kitchen table'. That sort of thing. So take him to your room make him wear a condom, you take your pill, shut the door, and turn up your music. Like I said, I REALLY hope you'll wait, but if your sure your ready and you really love the guy and your sure he loves you, do me that favor." (BTW, these are actual events in my early, idiotic sex life.)

My parents did that basic thing with me and beer. I have had about 4 beers in my life. I am 38. Killed any interest I have in alchohol. On the other hand, it did nothing to deter my Diet Sunkist addiction.

My mom let me drink/smoke when I was like, 12. Easily taught me that smoking is disgusting, and alcohol isn't any better. Tastes like poo, burns when it goes down, and gives me a headache. Now that I'm older, if I do drink anything, it has to be so full of fruit that I can't taste the alcohol or I make my husband drink it

Man makes me worried when my two kiddos get to that age. I got the shotgun oiled and waiting.