Night out permission slips

Permission slip for men to fill out:




Permission slip for women to fill out:

I got that in an email a long time ago when my husband was just my boyfriend... I definitely gave it to him and he didn't think it was so funny. I still find it hilarious.

Wow, that's pretty good. but have you been issued your copy of :

Well then I guess I'll suck as a wife.

you must have missed the memo Chainer... times have changed =o)

Dern, the right side got cropped...Whole thing can be seen at:

http://puretuts.multiply.com/journal/item/132/Perfect_Wife_Housekeeping_Magazine_May_13_1955

8Ball wrote:Well then I guess I'll suck as a wife.

Honey, it's ok. Just keep studying the guide.

Bob Saget-BlackOps wrote:

8Ball wrote:Well then I guess I'll suck as a wife.

Honey, it's ok. Just keep studying the guide.

I read it and then threw up. It's now in the trash. Sorry babe.

Wow..... thats not sexist at all..... But if my GF made me sign on of them.. I'd do it... And I would actually abide by what I write... Only cos I would write down a bigger number in the liquor section then I could ever drink... + she would most probably come with me...

Last post, 15 days ago... you post today...

OMFG YOU R NOOB

That wouldn't fly with me. My exwife knew getting into it that saturdays were my friend days and she was fine with it, blah blah blah. Then one saturday, while getting ready to go, she said, I want you to stay home with me. She begged pleaded pouted.....so I stayed home. and you know what? She didn't talk to me or do anything with me the whole damn day. This happened 3 times. After that, if she asked me to stay home, I told her, "nope, not interested in you ignoring me. I'm going out." She is now my exwife. Now, every girlfriend I have gets the speech. "If you want to pursue this, realize that saturdays are my game days with my buddys. If you can't hack it, the door is over there." Maybe thats why I am still single.... Oh well, I refuse to let anyone define me but me. Strangely enough, I have found that telling women this up front gets them into bed that much faster....a strange trueism, but still true....

My girlfreind wanted me to fill that out. I told here, "I am not filling that out. If you trust me I do not need to fill that out." Then she broke up with me.

Konpaku wrote:My girlfreind wanted me to fill that out. I told here, "I am not filling that out. If you trust me I do not need to fill that out." Then she broke up with me.

Thats funny and pretty sad at the same time...

DHARMA-Miaka wrote:Last post, 15 days ago... you post today...

OMFG YOU R NOOB

TY, didnt you know?.... I necro!

I have no qualms about my fiance visiting strip clubs, or cybering with girls. I don't care. I'm not that kind of girl. I know that when he really wants the goods, he'll come to me, and that's all we need.

Haha.... I could tolerate that... Except I wouldnt be able to, because I'd feel guilty...

Meilandru wrote:I have no qualms about my fiance visiting strip clubs, or cybering with guys pretending to be girls. I don't care. I'm not that kind of girl. I know that when he really wants the goods, he'll come to me, and that's all we need.

Fixed. Man things have changed in the past 10 years.