A Guide to Comparative Religions
2 posters
Page 1 of 1
A Guide to Comparative Religions
I've said for a long time that if I ever won the lottery, I wanted to quit my job and become a full-time student. One thing I would love to study is theology.
Here is scaled down version of the different ideologies
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Here is scaled down version of the different ideologies
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Nibblet_71- Rookie
- Number of posts : 273
Registration date : 2008-05-21
Re: A Guide to Comparative Religions
Meh, according to the poster in my room it goes like this
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of Shit happening
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let Shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If Shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of Shit happening
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let Shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If Shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:04 am by -Wing-
» BigBen's +1 Thread (No Goat Zone)
Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:05 pm by Lysander
» 3 word story
Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:32 am by Shannara
» Happy Birthday Doobie!
Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:28 am by Shannara
» Something new I learned about Travian today
Fri May 31, 2013 11:17 am by Shannara
» For the Select Few...
Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:17 pm by Bearman19
» Hey everyone
Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:09 pm by -Wing-
» Game to blow EVE out of the water
Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:32 pm by Lysander
» strange food
Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:20 pm by Hucca